as if...

In the car on the way home last night, Drew announced that he was Mama and I was Drew.

So, being the former drama geek that I am, I got into character and immediately started clamoring to be told a story, provided with "strawberry chocolate milk" and to have various items picked up off the floor where I had dropped them.

Drew, in turn, said the following, "Not right now. When we get home. Ow, my neck hurts."

"Man, he's got you pegged," Charles said.